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[JOC] Banc vs Banc
Hegan Offline
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#101
10-28-2011, 09:39 PM
Ce nu intelegeti?

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#102
10-28-2011, 10:20 PM
Experimentul limba chineza invatata intr-o zi. Interogator: Domnul Statiscian.


La intalnirea acestuia cu un inginer are loc urmatoarea conversatie.

- Nu va suparati, ati putea invata limba chineza fluent, intr-o zi?
- Pai...inginer fiind, va garantez ca este imposibil. Practic, matematic, oricum ai lua-o.

Aceeasi intrebare apare si la o intalnirea sa cu un filozof:

- Nu va suparati, ati putea invata limba chineza fluent, intr-o zi?
- Avand in vedere cultura mea si experienta mea, nici 2 ani nu ar fi de ajuns.

Peste doua zile este intrebat un student:

- Nu va suparati, ati putea invata limba chineza fluent, intr-o zi?
- Ce? Maine am examen? Acum ma apuc de invatat!


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#103
10-28-2011, 10:58 PM
Terente.
Sup
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#104
10-28-2011, 10:59 PM
Terente.
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#105
10-28-2011, 11:41 PM
Hegăn.
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#106
10-29-2011, 07:26 PM
mda...imi retarg votul...chiar daca ce a scris hegan nu a fost prea fluent si nici exprimarea nu a fost prea buna(adica nu a fost deloc buna)...bancul lui hegan a fost mai amuzant...fara suparareHaha..asta nu lam intelesHaha
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#107
02-07-2012, 07:06 PM
Il provoc pe Zmolxis.
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#108
08-22-2013, 02:46 PM (This post was last modified: 08-22-2013, 02:56 PM by cornel.)
Vad ca e foarte liniste pe aici bun zic eu un banc si provoc pe oricine sa puna altu' mai bun....

Crăciunul la canibali:
- Copii, să fiţi cuminţi anul ăsta, că, dacă nu vine Moş Crăciun, nu avem din ce face friptură!


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#109
08-22-2013, 03:05 PM
Tiganu' la doctor.

-A pai domnu' doctor, ma doare spatele tare.
-Pai domne, dezbraca-te sa te consult.

Se dezbraca tiganu' si pune mana la ****, la care doctorul intreaba:
Domne, de ce ai acoperit chestiile ale?
A pai domule doctor, pe mine m-au invatat acasa, ca la doctor nu se vine cu mana goala.
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#110
08-22-2013, 03:27 PM (This post was last modified: 08-22-2013, 03:27 PM by cornel.)
Nu ma prind.... si Catalin Bordea e penal Haha

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