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Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!!
Zamolxis1 Offline
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#141
10-14-2012, 05:26 PM
Haha...dur.
"Errare humanum est sed perseverare diabolicum."
"Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo."
"Inter arma silent leges."
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#142
10-21-2012, 02:39 PM
Ginerele aduce doi pepeni acasa si spune catre soacra sa:
-Mama soacra, te-am auzit ieri spunand ca ai da jumatate de viata pentru un pepene. Ti-am adus doi.
Asa ca tot se vorbeste de pepeni Haha
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10-24-2012, 04:45 PM (This post was last modified: 10-24-2012, 04:47 PM by Szekemri.)
(10-21-2012, 02:39 PM)soul of darknes Wrote: Ginerele aduce doi pepeni acasa si spune catre soacra sa:
-Mama soacra, te-am auzit ieri spunand ca ai da jumatate de viata pentru un pepene. Ti-am adus doi.

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La scoala, profesoara lui Bula da clasei drept tema, o propozitie cu expresia "mama e numai una".
Urmatoarea zi la scoala profesoara ii intreaba pe colegii lui Bula ce propozitii au facut cu "mama e numai una":
-Ionel, tu ce ai scris?
-Pai, cand am fost bolnav mama a stat tot timpul langa mine, mama e numai una.
-Bravo!
-Dar tu Georgele, ce ai scris?
-Cand nu stiam sa fac un exercitiu la matematica mama m-a ajutat, mama e numai una.
-Excelent!
Insfarsit a venit si randul lui Bula
-Si tu, Bula, ce ai scris?
-Pai eu cand am ajuns ieri acasa, imi era tare foame si am intrebat-o pe mama ce e de mancare, iar ea mi-a zis ca sunt doua chiftele in frigider, am deschis frigiderul si am strigat:
MAMA, E NUMAI UNA!
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#144
10-24-2012, 05:53 PM
Super asta Haha)
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#145
10-24-2012, 08:41 PM
Şi tristă...
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#146
10-24-2012, 09:15 PM
Invatatoarea la scoala ii intreaba pe copii:
- Vasilica, ce-i tatal tau?
- Gunoier.
- Nu se spune gunoier, ci lucrator la Salubritate.
- Petrica, ce-i tatal tau?
- Gropar.
- Nu se spune gropar, ci lucrator la Pompe Funebre.
- Ionica, ce-i tatal tau?
- DJ la Mystic Club.
- Cum adica?
- Clopotar la biserica
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Szekemri Offline
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#147
11-24-2012, 01:14 PM
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- O pisică!
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- O pisică!
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- O pisică!
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- NU ŞTIUUU!!!
- E o pisică, tati...

Haha

Genial.
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#148
11-24-2012, 01:18 PM
Care este antonimul cuvantului ,,original,,?
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#149
11-24-2012, 11:45 PM
(11-24-2012, 01:14 PM)Terente Wrote: - Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- O pisică!
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- O pisică!
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- O pisică!
- Tati, tati, ce-i asta?
- NU ŞTIUUU!!!
- E o pisică, tati...

Haha

Genial.

Bashgashmiash Haha
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#150
11-25-2012, 11:03 PM
Cum se numeste transpiratia de tigan?
Esenta de rom.
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