Mud!

[Dastan]

Stati ca mai am:
Gorn:-What are you doing, you sect loonie?
Lester:-What have you called me?
Gorn(draws his axe):-A sect lo...
Milten:-Oh shut up Gorn!
G:-Why? This Idiot is starting to get on my nerves, and I don't like it! Why has he to ALWAYS talk about that shity Idol?
MI:-Well.....................
L:-WHAT?! He's called The Sleeper, you Infidel! DIEEEEEEEE!!!
G:-Just come here, you stinky lunatic!
Hero:-Hey stop that!(and jumps into battle)
Diego:-What? You Bastard! Why i must always save you from Death?
MI:-Gorn you asked for it! They will cut our weed suply!(And starts hurling fireballs)
Xardas:-ENOUGH!(and starts sumoning skeletons)
Mud:-Haya! Take that!(and kills Xardas, and the skeletons he sumoned start cuting a nearby tree)
Everyone stops.
H:-Mud I have told you to kill Merdarion not Xardas you Piece of Crap!
MU:-Errr... Ehhh.... Well....
H:-Just shut up!
MU:-OK Boss.
D:-So, what's your escape plan?
H:- Well, we transform into bloodflies and get out of here! But we need someone to test it!
MU:-You're the hero so you try!
H:-EHHH.....ERRRRR..... Milten you're the mage here!
MI:Ewwww...... But i've ran out of potions, sorry!...... Gorn?
G:-Uhhh....Ohhhh.......But I don't know how to use magic! Lester?
L:-What? Ahhhhhh....Awwwww.... But i use only magic of the Sleeper!
MU:-Well?
H:-MHHHHHH...........Ehm.......Well, You know.....
D:-What was THAT?
(ALL scream to death)The skeletons have cut the tree wich fell and killed everybody apart Mud.
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A week later:
Mud(runing after the desperate skeletons):-That was real fun man! We can have loads of time together later!