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Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!!

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Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!!
Hegan Offline
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05-02-2012, 09:05 PM
Am doua glume tari:

1. Vine inspectorul in clasa la Bula. Intreaba cativa copi. La care ridica mana Bula. Si profesoara stia ca va spune porcarii. Dar inspectorul ii spune sa-l asculte.

- Bula, spune o propozitie!

- Maria este depravataHaha.

-Stai jos! Esti pedepsit in pauza!

In pauza profesoara il vede pe Bula cu o ciocolata si zice:

- De unde o ai?

- Mi-a dat-o domnul inspector, sa-i zic unde sta Maria.Haha


2. Profesoara zice copiilor:

- Copii, cand pleaca un vas, faceti cu batista, cand e coada la magazin,, stati la rand, cand doi se bat sunati la politie. Cand e accident cereti ajutor.


La care Bula spune:

- Deci cand pleaca vasul cerem ajutor, cand e accident facem cu batistuta, cand e coada sunam la politie si cand doi se bat stam la randHaha.
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Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by D13g0 - 04-17-2011, 10:07 AM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-18-2011, 01:19 PM
Bancuri - by Szekemri - 04-19-2011, 02:08 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-20-2011, 01:50 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raven - 04-21-2011, 05:01 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-26-2011, 10:34 AM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-29-2011, 03:40 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by D13g0 - 04-30-2011, 01:02 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Edg - 08-11-2011, 02:14 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Robi - 08-24-2011, 12:30 AM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Hegan - 09-07-2011, 10:07 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by C8ilu - 09-16-2011, 04:32 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Hegan - 10-19-2011, 08:23 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Raven - 10-26-2011, 03:50 PM
RE: Bancuri:Distractia de dimineata!!! - by Edg - 11-26-2011, 03:36 PM
RE: Bancuri: Distracţia de dimineaţă!!! - by Hegan - 05-02-2012, 09:05 PM

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