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06-22-2008, 06:58 PM
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A doua zi ma pun sa iau zece de unu ca sa-mi fie situatia echilibrata.
Ce faci daca un om de pe strada incepe sa urle si sa fuga in jurul tau imbracat in nimic decat chiloti si sosete? (Spuneti-mi si mie, ca e unu' din asta prin Arad, si nu stiu ce reactie sa am.)
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06-22-2008, 07:06 PM
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Il intreb "ce a patit".
Ce faci daca te intalnesti cu Becali?
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06-22-2008, 08:58 PM
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M-as lauda in fata lui Calin.
Ce faci daca Arsenal vrea sa vii la ei?
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06-23-2008, 09:30 AM
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As refuza... Imi place sa stau la mine acasa.
Ce faci daca s-au stricat Gothic 1, 2 si 3 in PC, si toate DVD-urile tale s-au rupt deodata in bucatele si nu mai ai bani?
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06-23-2008, 09:31 AM
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Ma duc.
Ce faci daca iti pica netul o zi?
Asta seara ies pe strada, ca felina dupa prada, ochii vad, inima cere, peste tot numai placere.
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06-23-2008, 09:36 AM
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Ma duc sa ii dau in judecata.
Ce faci daca vrei sa castigi bani cand ai 13 ani, esti sub protectia minorului si nu poti munci?
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06-23-2008, 09:41 AM
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As lucra la negru.
Ce faci daca te trezesti singur in mijlocul oceanului?
Asta seara ies pe strada, ca felina dupa prada, ochii vad, inima cere, peste tot numai placere.
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06-23-2008, 09:46 AM
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Incerc sa ma trezesc, deoarece cred ca este un vis.
Ce faci daca ai cosmaruri?
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06-23-2008, 11:21 AM
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Transpir ca un porc, dau din picioare si ma trezesc terorizat... Dar nu am avut un cosmar de mult timp, si cel mai urat era cand un cunoscut de-al meu s-a transformat intr-un extraterestru si a incercat sa-mi dea un adidas.
Ce faci daca dispare soarele?